Let Your Soul Glow

Sometimes the New York Post's Page Six blind items are almost libelously transparent. (Did I just invent a word?) From today's: "WHICH pro basketball player, husband of a world-class beauty, is said to be having a torrid affair with a recently divorced actress? And when he's not with her, he's chasing other foxes . . ." Well it's obviously Rick Fox, the oft-injured small forward of the soon-to-be World Champion Los Angeles Lakers and hubby to former Penthouse model Vanessa Williams. But the "chasing other FOXES..." line really seals the deal. And how is it that the uber-creepy Fox can continue to chase women at all, let alone bed Mrs. Williams? In addition to massive jaw implants, the man sports a hideous contradiction upon his head. Is it balding? Is it a severe geri-curl accident? Fox should stick to what he does best: simulating prison rape in front of the camera.